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10.01.2010 16:59 - ECONOMIC MODELS EXPLAINED
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 SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.


COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.


FASCISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk..


NAZISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.


BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away....


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.


SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons


AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped
dead.


ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using
letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so
that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five
cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back
to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an
option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States,
leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.                                        


A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because
you want three cows.


A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called "Cowkimon" and
market it worldwide.


A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a
month, and milk themselves.


AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don"t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.


A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.


A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.


A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.


AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.


A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows..
Both are mad.


AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade
your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of
Democracy....


AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.


A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive




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1. novex - Ей тва е много добро! Браво
10.01.2010 17:16
Сега остана и да допълним за българия :).
In your country Bulgaria, the media is showing you that there are two cows. You don't have one. So you get mad, and shoot the neighboor's cow. Now, in the country there is no cows, but you watching yourself on the tv, in captivity for 24 hrs. :)
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2. анонимен - Това е страхотно описание
10.01.2010 21:40
на световната психика :))
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3. tili - Това е моят избор ;-)))
10.01.2010 22:26
"
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons"

Обичам музиката !!!

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4. julia13 - novex
11.01.2010 20:52
Thank you a lot for the funny addition. All the best.
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5. julia13 - tili
11.01.2010 20:54
Thank you for the interesting comment. I guess we have to think about it. Best wishes.
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6. julia13 - harvi
11.01.2010 21:20
не случайно томове са се изписали за народопсихологията на дадена нация. Благодаря ти за коментара, мила ми harvi !
Have a nice day!
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7. renivelcheva - Благодаря ти за споделянето на този ...
14.01.2010 14:35
Благодаря ти за споделянето на този постиг Джули, страхотно е това описание....:-) Вдъхнових се какъв късмет и избор имам...:-) Не е лошо да се добави и първият коментар за България. Бива си го, нали. :-)
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8. julia13 - до renivelcheva
14.01.2010 15:36
ООоо, колко много се радвам да те "видя", от 100 години не си ми била "на гости'', първо : Добре дошла, щастие и хармония през новата година!
Благодаря ти за коментара, така е, който го е написал, добре го е написал + добавката за България на novex, бива си го, бива си го!
Хубави дни!
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9. renivelcheva - Юлия, благодаря ти за радостта, ...
23.01.2010 13:06
Юлия, благодаря ти за радостта, взаимна е. :-) Благодаря ти за пожеланията, да ти се връщат. с една дума, благодаря ти, че те има. :-) Желая ти всичко най-прекрасно.
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